Suburban Kamikaze

The Suburban Kamikaze site hostess and party planner P.M. Dunnigan is a freelance writer and journalist whose published work has, up until this point, been serious and respectable journalism of the variety that contains a lot of "facts" and "figures" and makes frequent use of the word "litigation." Deep down, she has always been a far more frivolous person for whom nothing destroys the satisfaction of a well-executed piece of writing more than getting paid for it. She is currently at work on a collection of grievances.

Suburban Kamikaze Contributors:

Professor Rick - Fort Lauderdale photographer and graphic arts professor whose gallery success and creative vision allows him to photograph naked women in his suburban backyard without undermining his credibility as a serious artist.

Dianne F. - What can be said of Dianne F. that hasn't been muttered in heavy South Florida traffic almost every rush hour afternoon? She is the kind of person who will be right there by your side when hostilities break out. That is no coincidence. Her so-called fields of expertise include parenting, public education, planetary alignment and proper use of "who" and "whom."

The Slutty Executive - CEO, Career Advisor and All-Around Dream Killer ("Maybe you should open a restaurant.") A one-time PTA president and take-charge executive who suffers from constant exposure to people less competent. Jesus, does she have to do everything?

P.K. - Journalist, Novelist, Deadline Dominatrix and "Meanest Woman On Staff" of every newspaper that ever employed her. You haven't really suffered until you've been on her bad side.

"Dr. Liz" - Ph.d, M.A., M.B.A., B.A., A.A. and holder of every academic degree issued in Midwestern higher education. Uncompensated therapist to website.

J.C. - book club editor and author of the forthcoming collection of essays: "Book Club Whore - The Secret Life of a Woman Who Could Not Be Faithful to Her Reading Group"

The Queen's Own Jane - British ex-pat whose speciality is American Civics. Author of the forthcoming essay: "If You Haven't Properly Descaled the Pot, Please Keep Your Crappy American Tea to Yourself"

Steven D. - Journalist, educator, photographer, suburban daddy and author of the forthcoming essay collection: "Everything I Needed to Know About Life I Learned Teaching High School, Except for that Old Gag Where Someone Writes "Major Woody" on the Seating Chart In Hopes the New Teacher Will Say It During Roll Call - That One I Didn't See Coming"