Esquire recently asked its readers to contribute to a popular feature in which famous women are asked to make a list of "10 Things You Don't Know About Women."
Where to begin? There is so much you don't know, Esquire Guy.
4. Angelina Jolie is not really our lesbian love interest. We just say that for you.
6. Please do not ever, ever let us see you naked if you are still wearing your socks. Not even Daniel Craig can pull off this look.
8. We can’t really explain the whole shoe thing. But you should really let it go.
10. We are totally picturing you naked right now.